I am so awful at buying cards, but a lot of other people are not! I got two really funny cards for my birthday and just had to share...
From my mom, a Dolly Mama card (I think that is what they are called) that said:
"If the Birthday Fairy were real, I would have big boobs...And if Santa was real, I would have a pony!"
What little girl didn't ask for a pony when she was little!
And from my boss, a Maxine card that said:
"Good news! People are living longer than ever!...Bad news - we don't get to choose which people!"
Have a good weekend!